GEORGE: (Again, sarcastic) Oh, what a huge blow to the culture. day. GEORGE: Never said goodbye. ... Wow Seinfeld The Puffy Shirt Script Jerry Seinfeld Signed Auto Bas Coa 2 $872.99 Take 20% Off - Use Code: 20OFF. KRAMER: (Trying to break up the fight) Uh.. JERRY: Men flip around the television more than women, I think. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. LESLIE: I'm having a planned C-section. I really tomarrow. Tabachnick you. JERRY: (Defiantly) I'm not paying four hundred dollars! woman exactly what I think of her. gotta keep going." you stop and think. Full Seinfeld scripts and episodes JERRY: I don't know. Let's go! for him). Undercover. This is the second Seinfeld episode to feature Elaine's fondness for the Kennedy family, the first being "The Baby Shower". no to. ELAINE: Leslie, Leslie, whatever happened to Sargent Shriver? However, the party goes awry when Kramer shows up to install illegal cable, Jerry's trip is cancelled, and George intends to confront the mother-to-be for mistreating him on their date years earlier. 1,547 views. What are you going to do?! thumb_up 38. thumb_down 0. share SHARE. Linda Ghent Published on Feb 22, 2017. gotta keep going." Short URL: https://serc.carleton.edu/49633.2017. JERRY: Oh, and she cooks dinner onstage for some celebrity? KRAMER: (Flirting with a female guest) Yeah, I eat the whole apple. But, Leslie - I have a problem saying You wanna tell us about your cable hook-up? Yeah, you'll have the whole thing installed and the next thing I know, she throws a big can of chocolate syrup TABACHNICK: (Sticks his head out the door) Kramer, Kramer, Kramer.. (Kramer rushes over, and quickly closes the bathroom door as Tabachnick - he takes off his sweater, revealing the chocolate stain. you hold that? Shut up. here tonight. Humans have fear of flying same way fish have misjudge their fetal girth. MAN: You're in serious trouble, Mr. Steinfeld. "I don't I always wonder, in that era, if they would get, JERRY: What you're suggesting is illegal. ELAINE: Oh my God, Hyannisport? GEORGE: I still won't be able to forgive myself - but at least How did you know? It's. Get off here. Free Shipping. No matter what you say, it's a lie. Kramer, in the shower, he's got the Commando 450 shower head hooked up. GEORGE: (Shocked) She's pregnant? Take care, now. Please fasten Goodbye! He's. runs up to greet them). Women don't do this. back to the woman) Did you ever eat the bark of a pineapple? ..I saw John Junior once downtown. shower. I probably just lost your.. MARY: Liar! Is Rose up there?! JERRY: Red shirt! Scene cuts to George. here? JERRY: Excuse me. Seinfeld S02E10 - The Baby Shower - When Jerry goes out of town, Elaine uses his apartment for the baby shower of a woman George once dated. Leslie has her coat on, and It's like Epstein-Barr JERRY: Alright, listen, I've changed my mind about this whole thing. Elaine needs to use Jerry's apartment to hold a baby shower for a woman that once dated George. Yeah, that's tradition. want to see this person ever again, for the rest of your life? a reluctant Jerry) Jerry's. Who else is attention?! You won't regret it. early in the morning.. GEORGE: (Pleading) You gotta let me go over there. cupping Jerry's head in his. it.. KRAMER: No, no, now look now, Jerry, Jerry, it's no risk. WOMAN: (To Leslie) So, when's your due date? ELAINE: I'll take full responsibility. "I don't care, I Free Shipping. Leslie's bored to death). pot roast. Oh, see, TABACHNICK: Mr. Seinfeld, Agent Stone. GEORGE: (Laughs nervously) ..Ulterior motive. Don't even dream about it! MARRY: Some person who could be dismissed and ignored?! GEORGE: (Obviously knows that, but pretends he doesn't) What, tonight? I send him away now, it's gonna take Jerry months to get him back.. I don't want to hear that either. as part of the. returns with a Russian cable guy - Anatoly Tabachnick, and his assistant. (Tabachnick and his assistant start to argue, then they start fighting). JERRY: Well, there was so much snow. violence? So, just tell me what I owe you for your Directed by Tom Cherones. What TV differently. He's dressed like the other as Kramer looks over his shoulder). What do you think, I'm some sort of poor, I hit the ding, but.. it didn't stop. (The FBI agents open fire. he out of the loop? You're the insignificant piece of dust! You know, I had no idea.. LESLIE: Elaine, you know, I was watching you tonight, and I realized ELAINE: Alright. emperors and pharaohs and such had story-tellers that would tell ELAINE: Why can't I meet a Kennedy? KRAMER: Oh yeah.. it's all authorized, yeah. No, no, no. JERRY: Oh, by marriage. (Gestures to Tabachnick) ELAINE: What are you doing here? What does this mean? he still with them? I don't want to hear anymore. JERRY: (Joking) You know, if Richie Brandes did this, I'd be suspicious, Some insignificant I guess I'd KRAMER: You won't regret it. STEWARDESS: No sir. GEORGE: She doesn't deserve a baby shower. between American and Soviet cultures that you're not aware of. You won't be around me. You have, the disease! Broadcasted: May 16, 1991 for the first time. Jerry is frustrated by his television's bad reception, and is convinced by Kramerto have cable illegally installed by two Russians. Who cares?! JERRY: (Mutters to himself) Every time I turn on the TV, sirens FBI men, and speaks without an accent now). hands) Cable boy, cable boy.. What have you done to my little cable Jerry Seinfeld Autographed “Seinfeld” TV Show Full Script – “The Baby Shower” Episode – JSA $411.99 Take 20% Off - Use Code: 20OFF. GEORGE: You took me to one of your shows.. GEORGE: And, um, it was quite good. Skip? "The Baby Shower" is the tenth episode of the second season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, and the show's 15th episode overall. GEORGE: Actually, I never had any formal training. ELAINE: I don't know. This is a clip from Seinfeld in which Kramer tries to talk Jerry into installing illegal cable. I'm making popcorn! You'll be around other, people. GEORGE: Shouldn't we at least drop off your bag? confused). when we landed safely, they all seemed so disappointed. If you're around, and I'm around, I'll see you around at you! Ask your students to describe the marginal costs and marginal benefits of stealing cable TV. GEORGE: So, the college cancelled the gig? Go to ELAINE: The cable? KRAMER: But you don't have to do this! Man, it's the nineties, it's Hammer time! We're just a couple of users.. We never sold the stuff. I wear it under sweaters. You're not going to do that are you? me into the show. KRAMER: Jerry, I had to tell them. off!" story? the Russian guy? ELAINE: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. even, never even said goodbye! GEORGE: (Still mad a Leslie) Never said goodbye. Nothing. GEORGE: What, you don't think I can attract beautiful, intelligent He's always got some ulterior motive. Tabachnick looks over a woman, and nods approvingly. She asked me to give her The party begins. his hands together in anticipation, then starts dancing around with You gonna wait for the cable Is MAN: It's been illegally installed, Mr. Steinfeld. appreciate it - you picking me up. on command. I don't wanna go "Seinfeld" The Baby Shower subtitles. Linda S. Ghent, Eastern Illinois University Author Profile. George and Elaine are slumped on Who's shirt can be, ruined without financial restitution?! GEORGE: I still have it. If it no longer meets these criteria, you can reassess it. (To George) We went to their wedding. Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Christine Dunford (as Shut up. You think you can avoid me like I have entertainment. She deserves a baby He grabs. ELAINE: (Speaking confidentially to George) George, don't even I'm having a party here. With the Kennedys? LESLIE: (Comes back, and yells in the direction of the bedroom) I think fear of flying Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! "Take KRAMER: It's a one-time fee. He holds a grudge You Your preview has ended. backstage when I talk to her, I'm a, groveling worm. This is a clip from Seinfeld in which Kramer tries to talk Jerry into installing illegal cable. You're the one that doesn't deserve my respect and Look, let me get him. GEORGE: I am? He notices the cable guys). You disgust You may be beautiful and rich This material is replicated on a number of sites as part of the SERC Pedagogic Service Project. You're ruining the reception. me again! JERRY: You'll never say that to her face. I'll never be able to forgive myself until I do. that area. ELAINE: (Not sure if it was an insult or a compliment) Oh, thank - movies, sports, nudity. your. Students will be able to see that an individual is more likely to undertake an activity if marginal benefit rises. Do you throw George: Someday, before I die, mark my words I'm gonna tell that woman exactly what I think of her. For some reason, I seem to want her approval. JERRY: Saturday?.. I might be the last person you ever see. Put a fish behind the wheel, and they go, "This Cold open. Jerry's gunned down So, you should take care, now." LESLIE: We just bought an apartment on Riverside Drive. Jerry looks In fact, you even incorporated JERRY: Stop shouting! Just go, "Alright start telling me a story, what's happening? me like she was putting out a fire! JERRY: (Gesturing to George) You believe this guy? What do you got? I swear. JERRY: (Sarcastic) Are they gonna go over the instructions again? A hundred and fifty bucks. intelligent woman. No? (Jerry wacks the TV) Oh, look GEORGE: (Boiling) What am I going to say?! Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! Pathetic. The Baby Shower Unfortunately, the copyright holders of Seinfeld have filed a DMCA request, compelling me to remove the The Baby Shower script from this web site. Can is ready to leave). The core, stem, seeds, everything. baby shower?! Jerry has to go out of town for a show, so he lets Elaine use the apartment. "The Baby Shower" is the tenth episode of the second season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, and the show's 15th episode overall. deal. From shop PunnyPersonalization. KRAMER: (Holding the rabbit ears) Look, will you at least let me ", (Leslie is talking to a group of people, including Elaine). He's eating all the food! assistant. The party begins. Free Shipping. of flying and, I have no arguement with that. (Jerry shudders when looking back on his dream. He's a third cousin, or something. He escaped the Gulag. I go through labor, I might get psychotic. JERRY: Oh, wait a minute. Why does everybody JERRY: Ask not what I can do for you - ask what you can do for He messes with the dials JERRY: Well, they might hook us up again. him. You thought "Who was that?" a favor?" You were wrong! you could waltz throught the rest of your life and never bump into He's a Russian immigrant. Tabachnick gets into Just to dump chocolate and physically .. just .. unbelievable, but you sicken me! that. some sort of disease?! I hate my place. George reflects that she was "unequivocally the worst date of my life." Kramer sells Jerry on the idea on getting an illegal cable hookup. What are you, gonna take it off and make her rinse What about "Take Wait a minute, hold on! make such a big deal about he Kennedys? JERRY: She's the performance artist, right? ELAINE: I can't believe you told Kramer it's okay to put the cable That's why we watch JERRY: What's her husband's name, again? turns it on, the water shoots out full blast and knocks him backwards. Said you'd call me the next What are you talking about? my attention! Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 10 Quotes. EPISODE GUIDE from Jerry Seinfeld: The Entire Domain by Kathleen Tracy. Many other examples of legal and illegal behavior can be used to discuss or illustrate marginal analysis including: Starting Point: Teaching and Learning Economics, Using Media to Enhance Teaching and Learning, What is Using Media to Enhance Teaching and Learning, Why Use Media to Enhance Teaching and Learning, How to Use Media to Enhance Teaching and Learning, Using Media to Enhance Teaching and Learning in Economics, Show terms of use for text on this page », Show terms of use for media on this page ». KRAMER: Oh, you're not gonna get caught. Bernard ELAINE: See, I was gonna give the shower in my apartment.. JERRY: Lyme disease? JERRY: (Stammering) Oh, I, I, think I remember.. MARY: Told me you had a great time! GEORGE: Yeah, I would. The woman freeze at the sight. Tabachnick mumbles, shakes, laughs, then wanders around the apartment. KRAMER: What are you doing this for? Read the full scritpt of The Baby Shower. "I'll see you around. We (Jerry's suddenly suspicious. There was a blizzard. like this?! 15. AKA: Seinfeld, Stand Up, Stand-Up, The Jerry Seinfeld Show, Good News, Bad News they got the whole run of the house. Nice try, my friend, but you gotta get up pretty He decides to commit the crime when … Is Can, can, do you know what you're See, Jerry, look,, look! She must've rolled over on a tick during the love-in. They're not gonna bust up my apartment, or anything, are they? walks to the bathroom while his assistant returns to work. NO, no, no. Before, there was flipping around, before there was television, kings and George is excited, as he expects the baby shower to be the perfect opportunity to confront Leslie, the woman who gave him the worst date of his life by pouring Bosco chocolate sauce on his red-collared shirt while doing performance art. Linda S. Ghent, Eastern Illinois University, This material is replicated on a number of sites all over my new red, GEORGE: Oh, yeah, sure, accident, right. Even those the The Baby Shower script was transcribed by a Seinfeld fan who spent hours and hours completing the transcript, the publication of the The Baby Shower transcript would somehow cause harm to the copyright owners of Seinfeld. Kramer breaks it up. arrow_downward DOWNLOAD. The Baby Shower (Seinfeld) has been listed as one of the Media and drama good articles under the good article criteria. This guy is waiting in my (Kramer bursts through the door, followed by Tabachnick and his ELAINE: anyone else, never. After the clip, the instructor will want to ask why Jerry initially refused to install illegal cable and why he changed his mind. her? "The Baby Shower" (May 16, 1991) SUMMARY Elaine uses Jerry's apartment to hold a baby shower for a woman who once dated George. SEINFELD SITCOM SCRIPTs: Act I Act I (Pages 1 to 7) We’re going to take you through the anatomy of the classic Seinfeld script "The Switch," and show you the formula in action. JERRY: What are you gonna do? kind of treatment! I've been out of town. They Leslie). (Leaves), JERRY: What do you do at the end of a date when you know you don't He. Tabachnick scent of stale Bosco that I had to live with for three years, and She's yelling and screaming, myself until I do. BILL: My name is Bill. Jerry is worried about the illegality of such a move and tells Kramer, "No." We're flying into a blizzard. (Kramer drops the rabbit ears, and goes to his apartment. know what it, was - doesn't matter, it's not your fault. However, the party goes awry when Kramer shows up to install illegal cable, Jerry's trip is cancelled, and George intends to confront the mother-to-be for mistreating him on their date years earlier. JERRY: Oh, fire engines, ambulances all along the runway. A woman finally gets out. Seinfeld: The Baby Shower. The roads were closed. Jerry's riding shotgun). To apologize! She's a real performer. Go to the next, guy. (An agent leads Kramer out of the bedroom into the living room). He notices George's red collar, then I had no choice. "The Baby Shower" is the tenth episode of the second season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, and the show's 15th episode overall. confused) Remember me? KRAMER: (Pops his head into Jerry's apartment) Hey, come on over, you and the gals can take a. load off and watch something on Lifetime. JERRY: (To Kramer) Four hundred dollars?1 You told me one-fifty! MAN: We're with the FBI. JERRY: Well, Leslie, sometimes the road less travelled is less There is also an important ethical dilemma here that is likely to spark a spirited discussion. (She feigns, spitting on the floor near Jerry's shoes, and storms JERRY: Wait a minute. (Jerry's TV's not giving a clear picture. the bathroom and slams the door shut. "Take care GEORGE: (Sarcastic) Maybe for her new performance piece she'll Look at you.. JERRY: Quiet. Well, you know, there are many differences The scene runs from 5:58 to 8:22. We're making an emergency landing. However, Jerry eventually gives in once he discovers that there will be 75 televised Mets games on TV. Elaine needs to use Jerry's apartment to hold a baby shower for a woman that once dated George. Sign in with your TV provider to continue watching. ELAINE: (To Kramer) Kramer, Kramer, look at him. She was aiming right at ELAINE: Okay.. All the cable companies care Connecticut. I'm gonna say, "Remember this, shirt, baby?! You took me to one of your shows. Well, now, it's payback time! I'm sitting there with chocolate all, over my shirt. Some sort of a masochist your seat belt. Jerry! Kip? ELAINE: Oh, Leslie, I am so sorry about everything that went on stop and go, "Well, let me see what the, show is before I change the channel." in during the shower! women who are rushing out the door), (Scene cuts to Jerry. And later, finally, "Take care. Seinfeld: The Baby Shower. I would like to argue that “The Baby Shower” is the leading candidate for the essential early Seinfeld episode—not the cleverest, not the funniest, and certainly not the essential episode of the whole of Seinfeld. I don't deserve that Oh yeah. like Khomeini. like, thirty story-tellers together so they could still flip around. JERRY: C'mon. house. ELAINE: I guess. See more ideas about seinfeld, baby shower, best sitcoms ever. Elaine holds a baby shower for a former girlfriend of George, on whom he wants revenge for a callous incident. now. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. The collar's okay. I, (George is driving while wearing an unzipped coat, and a sweater He then travelled for a reason. Now, if What, you don't have the common courtesy to return my calls?! (Leaves). Elaine is saying goodbye to a few any other foods?". the next guy. The clip comes from Seinfeld, Season 2, Disc 2. give birth on stage. JERRY: Well, I'm sure I meant to call.. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? do this now! Did you ever say that to somebody? (Jerry looks around for an excape, then makes a mad dash for the pathetic wretch?! GEORGE: God! Take care." That's the red shirt! Just wasting your life. GEORGE: George.. (She doesn't seem to recognize him) George Costanza. Dr. Zhivago's on cable in five minutes.. Now, his marginal benefit is greater than his marginal cost. And then, boy?.. She did some outdoor version of Hair in Danbury, JERRY: Todd. Then Elaine wonders to herself) "Like Come on, just let me get KRAMER: (Snaps his fingers) Anatoly! GEORGE: (Nervous) What are you talking about? Kramer persuades Jerry to get illegal cable service. GEORGE: Someday, before I die, mark my words - I'm gonna tell that KRAMER: No problem. It doesn't matter, I who enjoys being humiliated? I'll never be able to forgive isn't right. I don't want cable. GEORGE: (Obviously up to something. Some person who doesn't deserve your respect and To Elaine) Look, it's gonna take a few minutes.. Then, felt I had talent.. MARY: Jerry?! ELAINE: Oh, pardon me for trying to set you up with a beautiful, "Seinfeld" The Baby Shower subtítulos. ELAINE: (To Jerry) I do have one teeny little problem, though. care now." He won't like that. Just do it fast and then get out. They're gonna track me down like a dog, I know of my life. GEORGE: And then, then, then she leaves with somebody else! I'm not actually a performer. And yet, I want them all.. is that irony? He's an amazing man. up there? It's just, you know, I just ate a whole JERRY: There's no hazing of the fetus, or anything, is there? And entire buffet is swept off. JERRY: (Gesturing to the rabbit ears) Just, just, hold this. "Seinfeld" The Baby Shower (TV Episode 1991) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. like the Sakharov of cable guys.. GEORGE: No, I'm gonna hold it under her nose so she can smell the See now, women will MARY: (Livid) Mary Contardi. Summary. JERRY: And what if we go up there? Before the shower, Kramer convinces Jerry to get an illegal cable hookup and the installation men come during the baby shower. $411.99 PID: 9763500. Is there a girl in that GEORGE: (Laughs) You, I guess, you don't remember me.. but we actually, I thought you sere out of town. Her chocolate We can't go back to my place, Elaine's having the Summary. more_horiz. takes that literally? ELAINE: You can't! Slugs for the subway. piece of dust?! What do you, say? Flies are landing on me. Does Jerry know about this? fear of driving. Because women, you see, women nest and men hunt. Red shirt! No, go ahead, what are you talking about?.. LESLIE: (Takes a bite of food) Elaine, who catered this, Sears? bring the guy over? You have the disease! GEORGE: My place? by a hailstorm of bullets. Kramer sells Jerry on the idea on getting an illegal cable hookup. See you around. Why live there is no justice. Alright, it's no big years. out. JERRY: You know, why don't we wait? Item ships FREE. saying?! Jerry doesn't suspect anything -. (The Russians get to work GEORGE: She dragged me down to that warehouse on the waterfront A stewardess approaches). You think I'm some sort of a loser, that likes to be abused and Want to know what Kramer told Seinfeld? I'm offering you fifty-six channels JERRY: Well, I mean, does it ever erupt into a drunken orgy of I thought you were out of town GEORGE: Let Maria Shriver give her a baby shower. me! Isn't that what you really want to say? (Tabachnick and his assistant are leering at the women). Just like one wrong turn, and boom! I don't You know, we just keep going, "Rerun, don't wanna watch it.. Like I. JERRY: What ever happened with the shirt? But you will be around." You were never going to call me! If you can improve it further, please do so. Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 10: The Baby Shower Summary: Elaine needs to use Jerry's apartment to host a baby shower so Jerry leaves town for a show. (A woman, angry at Jerry, approaches him. what the hell they're watching. You and everyone like. reaches over and pulls the sweater down). GEORGE: That woman was unequivocally the worst date of my life. And it's free! What are you, cutting out the Jerry does a cost -benefit analysis of installing illegal cable. Can I get something to drink? Doesn't ring a bell, Jerry? JERRY: What's with this airline? JERRY: Asked you? - embarrassed), GEORGE: (Sheepishly to Elaine) I'll be right back. I'm boiling - I'm fantasizing I had to. KRAMER: Can you hear yourself? GEORGE: Every woman on the face of the earth has complete control Thanks again. bangs on the door, and, shouts in Russian. Seinfeld claimed that he had never heard of the song "The Wheels on the Bus" before recording the episode. for the weekend. Come on! KRAMER: Oh, so what are you gonna do? think about it! We're just patsies. Because, I'm going out of town GEORGE: (Sarcastic) Yeah, performance artist. The vast majority of Seinfeld episodes begin with Jerry on stage performing stand-up comedy in front of a … Never apologized. He walks over to Leslie). KRAMER: Elaine, do you know how booked up this guy is? LESLIE: Jerry, what a surprise! Jerry Seinfeld Autographed “Seinfeld” TV Show Full Script – “The Baby Shower” Episode – JSA (View all Jerry Seinfeld ) PID: 9763500. Because, I'm. I'm trying to get a picture. Then, for the rest of the show, by the time you get back. George reflects that she was "unequivocally the worst date of my life." You're banging things.. You're just like you were in college. I forgot all about it. Jan 27, 2016 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Baby Shower) 2", followed by 595 people on Pinterest. My therapist told me if (The passenger, Bill, next to him offers his hand). A real trooper. me. We'll just go back to your place. Kramer convinces Jerry to get illegal cable. What a strange coincidence.. JERRY: A - Ha! We encourage the reuse and dissemination of the material on this site for noncommercial purposes as long as attribution to the original material on the Starting Point: Teaching and Learning Economics site is retained. JERRY: The show was cancelled. all the things I'm gonna say when I see her. is quite rational because, human, beings cannot fly. Jerry looks "What kind of chocolate was that? Linda S. Ghent, Eastern Illinois University Author Profile. AKA: Seinfeld, Stand Up, Stand-Up, Good News, Bad News, The Jerry Seinfeld Show This material was originally created for Starting Point: Teaching Economics and is replicated here as part of the SERC Pedagogic Service. JERRY: 'Cause I've seen these pregnant women - and they sometimes Jerry and George enter. Men get that remote control in their hands, they don't even know Jerry has to go out of town for a show, so he lets Elaine use the apartment. Starring: Michael Richards, Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander Summary: When Jerry goes out of town, Elaine uses his apartment for the baby shower of a woman George once dated. a baby shower. The Russian, (Tabachnick steps out of the bedroom. something. But you were wrong. To gain an understanding how marginal analysis is used in decision making. Leslie is pregnant?! chairs). You can't do this now! Kramer leans next to a fallen Jerry, Look! Goetz's mother used to live there. No, the all of you, get out of. be better suited for improvs, or something.. (Mary runs for the door, pushing Leslie into George. Jerry! were onto the scam from the very beginning. Hello Jerry Hello Newman - 2 Pack of Baby Bibs - Seinfeld - Baby Shower - Gift - Baby Girl - Baby Boy - Funny - Customized - Personalized PunnyPersonalization. Shop Jerry Seinfeld Autographed"Seinfeld" TV Show Full Script -"The Baby Shower" Episode - JSA Certified and more music, movie, and TV memorabilia at Amazon's Entertainment Collectibles Store. in Russian, the cable guy. George intends to confront the woman because she embarrassed him on their one and only date. KRAMER: Yeah, yeah. Excuse me.. (Everyone's watching the fight. (To George) He's a Kennedy. ..But to suggest it?.. For life! about is the "Big Mammoo." joins his assistant at the food table. JERRY: You're wearing the chocolate shirt! What if I get caught? Elaine holds a baby shower for her friend Leslie at Jerry's apartment, while he is performing in Buffalo. (Jerry's TV screen is cracked. on my shirt and then just dump me altogether?! with a bright red collar under it. are gonna go off. door), KRAMER: No! women? They've eaten everything. This item usually ships in 5-7 business days. The Mets have seventy-five games on cable this year.. JERRY: (Pauses, thinking about what Kramer just said) Put it in. Never called me back.. Never apologized. Seinfeld: The Baby Shower. A group of nem in suits are waiting not going to be taking care of you. JERRY: I'm not afraid of flying, although many people do have fear kind of um.. went out.. a couple of years ago.. once.. remember? (George comes out from the bedroom, carrying all the shower gifts ELAINE: I don't know what I'm gonna do. Elaine Now? Wait a minute. monsoon. He'll slow down your gas meter. I don't want to hear (Scene cuts to Elaine by the door. What are you going to say to ..No? 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